Blog to GOD

So, apparently, when you ask God for something like, oh, I don't know, a decent date for example, you need to be really, REALLY specific. REALLY... I mean, you can't just be like, "Lord, give me a good man, thanks and Amen."-- NO... This will not give you anything but a date like the one I just had. Where he 1st of all did not look like what I expected-- thanks match.com-- could barely hear me at all without me practically yelling in his ear or sitting on his lap (which, by the way, I did not/ would not do) and 3rd of all, while he is almost 10 years older than me, he confessed that he still doesn't know what he wants to be when he grows up. *sigh* So, here goes nothing-- God, I know you're there, listening or surfing the web somewhere unseen while being uncannily omnipotent and mightily powerful so...I've been mostly good so far this year and while I know that's Santa's department, not yours, I just want to make it clear and dial direct so there are no doubts or fuck-ups later. Please send me some good men my way (you know how I like to have lots of choices to pick from) and let them be NORMAL...Also not suuuper wealthy but also not suuuuper broke-- somewhere in the middle with a decent job and above average wages would be nice instead of totally broke and living in a room with only a microwave-- also, let him not be aging before his time, missing teeth, going deaf, or unable to "perform"-- and while we're on that subject, you know what I like and if you aren't sure, just ask Santa. Please no pedophiles (so that's right, no priests) and someone kind too, who will not go ape-shit-psycho on me if I want to be alone, with one of my sisters, or with my son. So, no anger management trainees or flunkies either. OH-- and please don't forget to make sure he is SINGLE, not married, and not obsessed with analyzing his ex while I take notes and he lays down on a couch. If you want more information, you know where I am. If you can't find me-- at the risk of sounding repetitive-- ask Santa.Thank you and goodnight God-- I'll be in touch.Yours truly,Aimee